Maud-shiro

I made this using Procreate Pocket for the iPhone. Maud Pie as Kenshiro (for obvious reasons).

I eventually might want to make a t-shirt of this and I wanted to give her a quote, but I'm not sure what would go well. Here's what I and some anons from the /pone/ board of 8chan have come up with

"You are a rock"
"Let's rock"
"You've already been rocked"
"You're already dead, like a rock"
You're already (gravel, stoned, rubble, dust)"
(Or, I could stick with "You're already dead")

As you can see, I'm still not very confident with these suggestions. If you have any ideas, I would be glad to consider them.

Maud Pie (MLP) (c) Hasbro
Kenshiro (FotNS) (c) Buronson